I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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