I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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