ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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