im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I have aggressive nipples.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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