Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i would one night stand the shit outta him
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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