Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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