The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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