she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Randomize
