Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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