Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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