Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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