Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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