is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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