brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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