Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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