Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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