I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
NoShamevember. You game?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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