It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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