Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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