This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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