There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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