you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Randomize
