Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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