only if we run a train.
done.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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