You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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