I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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