if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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