Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I currently don't understand fingers.
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