I'm eating all of the evidence.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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