ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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