Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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