I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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