Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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