Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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