You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
When are your genitals available?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
