we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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