come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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