I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Boobs speak an international language.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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