Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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