3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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