Do you still have your period?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There's always time for handjobs
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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