her vagine was all disorganized.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
you will always have a special place in my vag
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
