Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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