Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
