girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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