I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
