So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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