I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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