I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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