i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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